Copywriter. Comedian. Creative Consultant.
I make stuff people relate to and occasionally laugh at.
Copywriting + Consulting
I'm a freelance writer based in Chicago. Over the last 10+ years, I’ve written for brands of all shapes and sizes, like Maker’s Mark, Jim Beam, Yard House, and some boutique hotels—one of which was named one of the “World’s Greatest Places to Stay” by Time Magazine.
I specialize in:
Brand storytelling
Brand voice development
Writing authentic, high-personality content
Drawing Guy Fieri as Hades from the 1997 film Hercules
Hire me for:
Copywriting
Social media content
Brand identity work
Blog writing and content strategy support
Brand voice workshops
Cat horoscope readings
Brands I’ve worked with:
Maker’s Mark, Jim Beam, Yard House, Bahama Breeze, Fifth Season, The Wayback Hotel, Gift Shop Magazine, The Capital Burger, The US-Japan Foundation, Norton Healthcare, among others.
Comedy + Content Creation
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Art for sale
Pop-culture inspired prints for fans of Real Housewives, Guy Fieri, Lord of the Rings, Twilight, and corn on the cob.
Guy Fieri as Hades from the 1997 movie "Hercules." Original art drawn by me. Prints made and shipped by Printful. Frame not included.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.
A gorgeous gift for your meanest friend.
Original art drawn by me. Prints made and shipped by Printful. Frame not included.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.
Podcast
Every other week, I invite my friends to come on and talk about the obsessions and fascinations that have made us insufferable to talk to at parties. With deep dives into everything from Magic Eye art to turn-of-the-century salad dressings, My Whole Personality is a podcast dedicated to anyone who's lost hours of their life on Reddit.
Humor Writing
Funny essays and misc. nonsense
Yes, we put lead and arsenic in your tampons. Here's why.
A message from The Major Tampon Makers of America.
I Am Katie's Maid of Honor and I Guess the Only One Who Cares About Her Bachelorette Party??
Just following up on my last email!
I hate to be this person, but are you trying to exorcise me?
Why were you looking for reverends near us, Jenna?
Read more at eggsoverhard.substack.com.
Let’s do something together
I’m open to freelance work, social media partnerships, and full-time copywriting opportunities.